A Tour About Nairobi
Did you know that there is a tourist attraction round about KICC? Wipe the clueless look off your face. It’s there. Right atop the KICC. You pay to go up there, and you are given a tour guide. What possessed me to go on that tour? Curiosity. I have been of the opinion that in the midst of all the noise making about politics and our city, we have really been missing out on the beauty that has been effected therein. Someone mentioned that you can actually climb to beyond 27th floor of the Kenyatta International Conference Centre, and have a great view of the city. Me, being the practical *read don’t believe till you see* person I am, agreed, really, to prove them wrong more than anything else. So, imagine my shock when my group of loiterers and I were told that we needed to pay Kshs.150/= per head. I am always out to humor people, so this was no different. I, with the largest smile I could muster, said, ‘go ahead! Pay. We have come this far anyway’. What happens next? After money changed hands, a tour guide was summoned from some back room, and yes, she was all in uniform, and we were told she would be our guide.
By now, I am stifling laughter, and trying very hard to ignore my group, who, shamelessly go ahead and make all sorts of snide remarks, including how it is difficult to take a lift from the ground floor to the 27th floor of Kenyatta International Conference Centre, and that was why we were allocated a guide. Patiently enough, our guide takes us way up there, and, maybe it’s in my head, the pressure up there is quite different! It’s like being in a plane (I would imagine). The view? Spectacular! You can see all of Nairobi from up there! Wish I had my binoculars, then I would have seen some individuals having their lunch. It was about lunch time, so that would have been hilarious! And the guide does a good job of explaining which building is where (oh don’t laugh at me, from that height, sense of direction goes out the window!)
Suddenly, my group of clowns had fallen silent, and they were in agreement, money spent there was worth it! Me, I was just glad I had the opportunity to experience the fresh air up there, and to sheepishly look down, thinking to myself, this would have made a very good essay of “What I Did During the Easter Holiday” wondering why I never take time to tour the city.
P.S.: There is a helipad up there. Apparently it hasn’t been used since 2008. I have grande ideas for it.